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[waves lapping]

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♪

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There we are.

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[guest speaking Greek]

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♪

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♪

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Mmm, I went to Corfu Town
yesterday,

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and they've swept it. They've swept it?

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Mmm. For the visit of
the king of Greece.

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Oh,

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so that's why
they were washing the trees.

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Washing the trees?

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You want to make the place
look nice for your monarch,

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don't you? The last king, his brother,

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was killed by monkey.[gasps]

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You see?!

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LOUISA:
It's an important visit,

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because King George can help
restore national pride

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and stiffen resolve
against Germany

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and Italy.

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I know things,
I just don't shout about them.

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God, I sound like Margo.

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At last we are back
in the locals' good books,

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so let's help
with the celebrations.

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Theo is part of
some welcoming committee.

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Mm-hmm, yeah, I,
I'm a committed royalist...

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love the queen,
so I'll do my bit.

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Good morning, Durrells.

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Oh! Morning, Spiros.

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Sleep well? Yes,

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despite a goat with a cough

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finding its way up
into the attic.

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[chuckles]

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Then the weasels sat on my face.

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Lemurs.

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Sorry, darling,

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but Spiros is working hard
building your animal enclosures.

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GERRY:
Of course ideally,
they'd all just roam.

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LESLIE:
Yeah, then ideally

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we'd hunt them down
with my Lee-Enfield

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and put them in a pie.

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Where shall I leave my laundry?

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LOUISA:
Oh, I'll take it. Thank you.

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LESLIE:
That's how romance rubs off,

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exchange of used underwear.

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There is no romance.

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It's a practical arrangement.

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[footsteps retreating]

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This is good, isn't it?

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Yes.

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So why do I keep thinking
something will go wrong?

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Have you talked to your wife?

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No.

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She's a mystery to me.

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At first mystery is nice,
then not.

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Well, safe to say
we're over the mystery stage.

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[both chuckle]

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Actually, you can do it.

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[man speaking French on P.A.]

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[passengers speaking
in various languages]

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[conductor speaking French]

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[train hisses]

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Good day. Bonjour.

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Bonjour. Bonjour.

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Buongiorno?

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Si.

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Buongiorno, signorina.

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Guten tag.

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Kalimera.

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How delightfully European.

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♪

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[train whistle blows]

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[train engine chugging,
accelerating]

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LESLIE:
So, Basil, we've agreed

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that you're going to stop
your doodah

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with Spiros's wife.

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Well, I've had a think, and no.

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What?

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Oh, come on, Basil.

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No, I'm... addicted

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to love.

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But I'd rather not be killed
by Spiros...

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I've seen his sledgehammer...

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so very happy to keep it quiet.

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No, no, I'm hopeless
at keeping secrets.

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I'm not very good either,

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so we'll both have
to raise our game.

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Dimitra and I are being
very discreet now.

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Spiros and my mother obviously
love spending time together.

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[sighs]

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Let's hope he stops caring
what his wife's up to.

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But I'm very disappointed.

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If Spiros finds out you're
sleeping with his wife,

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all of this niceness will end.

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[places cup down]It's your fault.

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You more or less frog-marched me
into Dimitra's lovely lap.

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Apart from anything,
since Larry's left

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I'm supposed to be
Mother's confidant,

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but I can't tell her anything.

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[sighs, footsteps approaching]

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Basil's looking pleased
with himself these days.

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Has he found a lady friend?

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[word catching in throat]I hope so.

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That would make life
so much simpler.

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[footsteps retreating]

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Well, put your glad rags on.

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We're off.

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[sighs]

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DIGNITARY [speaking Greek]:

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[arguing in Greek]

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[arguing continues]

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[shushing]

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And now in English

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for Mrs.
and Leslie Durrell,

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sitting there
beautifully, quietly.

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The royal ship will sail
past their house,

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so let's have some sort of
display from there,

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which the very creative
Durrells will come up with.

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Well, we did have
an Indian prince

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at the house once,

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and it has been said
I'm a bit of a princess.

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[chuckling uncomfortably]

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I'll cook something.

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And I'm an ex-policeman,

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so could be an elite bodyguard.

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Though we wouldn't want
a repeat of that shooting

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that started the Great War.

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In fact, the mayor suggested
we involve the Boy Scouts.

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Patrol Leader Demetrios is
looking

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for a successor.

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Perhaps you could be him,
Leslie.

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I'd be delighted.

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Young minds, smart uniforms,
outdoor pursuits, discipline.

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All the good bits

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from the Hitler Youth.

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[awkwardly]:
But not the bad bits.

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♪

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[Demetrios speaking Greek]

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DEMETRIOS:

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SCOUTS:

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[woman speaking in Greek
distantly]

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Leslie Durrell.

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You tried to join
my fire brigade.

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That was humiliating.

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But I thrive on disappointment.

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You are prepared to take over

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as Patrol Leader? Yes, I am.

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"Be prepared,"
it's in the rules.

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DEMETRIOS:
They are becoming
too high-spirited for me.

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Well, I come
from a headstrong family,

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so I'm used to unruly behavior.

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Shall I watch you

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and learn? Good idea.

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Boys.

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[speaking Greek]

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Hello, lads.

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[blows raspberry]

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DEMETRIOS:

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[boys muttering agreement]Don't worry.

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I was expecting that.

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[speaking Greek]:

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[murmuring]

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[train rumbling, whistle blows]

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♪

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This is like the novel
Murder on the Orient Express

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by Agatha Christie.

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Do you know it?

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Someone is killed on a train

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on which there are different
foreign passengers.

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Who did it?

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[speaking French]:

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NUN [speaking German]:

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[speaking French]:

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ITALIAN MAN:
The history of the world

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is a history of aggression, eh?
We're all guilty.

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NIKOS:
Maybe the British woman did it.

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Why do you say that?

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Because the British
cannot be trusted.

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Good, that's broken the ice.

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Who'd like a sandwich?

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My Aunt Prue made these for me.

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What is in them?

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Looks like pilchards

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and pickle.

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♪

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[birds chirping]

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Ah...

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It's nice out here
with the old...

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sea.

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[keeps sharpening tool]

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So, any news from your wife?

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No.

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[continues sharpening tool]

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[Leslie chuckles]

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I was just thinking about
how possessive we get,

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then we look back
and realize how silly we were.

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[chuckles]:
Before marriage...

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what do you say?

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Fill your boots.

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I know I did.

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I know.

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Any girlfriend
I've had in Corfu,

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you went out with her mother.
[chuckles]

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But after marriage,

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you've made your vows,

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so be faithful and honorable.

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Yeah, ideally.

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I loved my father,

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but he cheated on my mother.

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A lot.

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Each time, it tore
another piece of her heart,

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till there was nothing left.

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And I promised her

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I would never be like my father.

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♪

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[continues sharpening]

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Excuse me.

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[Leslie running up steps]

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Spiros's just... It's all right, I heard.

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Now will you tell his wife
that it's over?

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Of course.

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I'm sorry.

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And for God's sake,

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keep this from my mother
as well as Spiros.

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Just have to wander
back to Dorset, won't I?

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Resume my life
as a dusty solicitor.

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Maybe it's best.

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You could move into
something like conveyancing.

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That'll get my pulse racing.

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I'll just stay
for the king's visit.

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And I'll say goodbye to Dimitra.

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I'll do that for you.

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No, I'll do it.

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♪

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[sighs]

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♪

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♪

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You. To you.

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♪

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[shrieks happily]

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[pans clanging, laughing]

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♪

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[laughing]

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[Louisa shrieks happily,
Spiros chuckling]

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[pin squeaking]

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♪

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[sighs]

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Fit for a Greek king.

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Thank you, but you can
just call me Spiros.

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[both chuckling]

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[water sloshing]

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They say cooking is like
making love.

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Don't be salacious.

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I will come over there
and wash your mouth out.

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Okay.

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Me first, then I'll do yours.

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[Louisa shrieks happily, laughs]

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[continues laughing, shrieking]

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Stop it.

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[both laughing]

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♪

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[grunting]

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[pig squeals]

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[other animals screeching]

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Gerry, you've made
a beautiful zoo.

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Thanks.

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With a touch of farmyard.

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I hear you're being driven mad

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by the Royal Welcoming
Committee.

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Yes, and I thought the
Corfu Lunar Society were tricky.

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But they tell me
the king loves wildlife.

275
00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:34,701
I'll ask him for a donation.

276
00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:36,634
No, no, don't do that,

277
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,292
but could you lay on
a tableau of animals

278
00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:41,604
for him to enjoy
as he sails past?

279
00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:42,858
As long as he doesn't
expect them

280
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,780
to stand there immobile,
quietly grinning.

281
00:14:44,814 --> 00:14:47,679
[chuckles]:
No, the rest of us
will do that.

282
00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:51,235
Thank you, Gerry.
I'll tick that off my list.

283
00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:55,377
Mmm.

284
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,550
That's good.

285
00:14:56,585 --> 00:14:58,587
Those are really good.

286
00:14:58,621 --> 00:14:59,760
Too good.

287
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:01,072
We'll keep these.

288
00:15:01,107 --> 00:15:02,591
Mmm.

289
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,111
Mr. and Mrs. Bunn,
the royal bakers.

290
00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:07,216
Greetings.
What news from the king?

291
00:15:07,251 --> 00:15:09,494
[sighs]:
He's here in two days,

292
00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:12,946
and at this rate,
he'll take one look at Corfu

293
00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:14,268
and head for
a more organized island.

294
00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,673
Well, this is ready, at least.

295
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,469
What is it supposed to be?

296
00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:21,092
The king's face.

297
00:15:21,127 --> 00:15:22,922
It's harder than it looks
to put a face

298
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,303
on a pie, you'll find, Theo.

299
00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:26,580
Ah, right, Theo,

300
00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:27,961
for the king's visit:

301
00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:31,275
six scouts will do a drum roll
on massive drums,

302
00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:33,484
then the other boys
will swing down

303
00:15:33,518 --> 00:15:35,693
on ropes from the big trees
in the garden...

304
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,143
there, there, and there.

305
00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,973
Each of them will activate blue
and white fireworks.

306
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:43,839
[imitating fireworks whooshing]

307
00:15:43,873 --> 00:15:45,772
LOUISA:
Are you out of your mind?

308
00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:48,050
Yes, at this late stage,
something simpler

309
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:49,983
and less fatal? LOUISA: And darling, please,

310
00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:52,158
involve Gerry
in your scout troop.

311
00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,607
Why? Well,

312
00:15:53,642 --> 00:15:56,024
because I'd love the
two of you to get on better.

313
00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:57,473
[sighs]

314
00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:59,141
And to broaden Gerry's horizons
from animals...

315
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:02,030
an-an interest in knots.
Or bugling.

316
00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:04,170
[sighs]:
But he'll just hate it
and make fun.

317
00:16:04,204 --> 00:16:06,482
No, not if he's involved.

318
00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,002
Oh, he is your brother.

319
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:11,349
[Leslie sighs and groans,
Louisa coos]

320
00:16:11,384 --> 00:16:12,764
THEO:
To prevail on you again,

321
00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:15,043
there are more officials
from the royal advance party

322
00:16:15,077 --> 00:16:17,666
than we realized... do you have
any spare accommodation?

323
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:18,632
Um, yes.

324
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:21,014
We have two guests in one room

325
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:22,509
and Gerry, Basil, and Leslie
in theirs.

326
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:23,568
Otherwise...

327
00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,363
And Spiros has his own room?

328
00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:26,778
Oh, God, yes.

329
00:16:26,813 --> 00:16:28,677
Yes, Spiros has his own room.

330
00:16:28,711 --> 00:16:29,954
Of course.

331
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,207
If I may, I'll send you
a guest or two,

332
00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:33,613
non-paying, I'm afraid. Oh, fine.

333
00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:34,959
And Spiros really does have

334
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,340
his own room.

335
00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:37,789
I know, you said.

336
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,760
♪

337
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:45,797
FLORENCE:
Of course people think you're
having an affair with Spiros.

338
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:46,947
I thought you didn't care.

339
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,766
Well, I wouldn't
if it were true.

340
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,112
I'm being hung for a crime

341
00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:51,469
I haven't had the pleasure
of committing.

342
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:53,184
He's living with you.

343
00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:55,024
They're bound to think
he's more than a handyman.

344
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,877
[sighs]:
Spiros has his own bedroom

345
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:58,396
on a different floor to mine.

346
00:16:58,431 --> 00:16:59,753
[sarcastically]:
Yes, and there's no way

347
00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:01,479
he could get into your bedroom
from there.

348
00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:03,850
He'd have to walk yards.

349
00:17:03,884 --> 00:17:04,851
These are gorgeous.

350
00:17:04,885 --> 00:17:07,785
You and Spiros should
open a patisserie.

351
00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:11,340
[quietly]:
I want him so badly.

352
00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,066
Blimey.

353
00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:15,448
[sighs]:
But I'm petrified.

354
00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:16,759
Why?

355
00:17:16,794 --> 00:17:18,520
[sighs]:
Well, look at my record.

356
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:21,005
My husband died at 43,

357
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,972
Sven told me he was homosexual

358
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:24,536
the day before
we were due to be married.

359
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,666
Yes, shame on you. Hugh was stabbed.

360
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,599
Daphne and Leslie were halfway
up the aisle,

361
00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:29,945
look what happened to them.

362
00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,705
We're happily married.

363
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,053
Despite the thing he does
with the, um...

364
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,192
anyway,

365
00:17:35,226 --> 00:17:37,263
it does happen, you know.

366
00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:40,611
Well, it's all academic anyway.

367
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,268
Spiros may not love Dimitra,

368
00:17:42,302 --> 00:17:44,270
but he's wedded to her,
in every sense.

369
00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:47,445
Oh, I have an update
on her rumored indiscretion.

370
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,620
[gasps quietly]

371
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:52,174
I don't need a dramatic pause.

372
00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:53,841
Well, apparently
it's with a foreigner,

373
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:56,282
because she feels
that doesn't count.

374
00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:01,218
Thank God Larry's away,
or I'd suspect him.

375
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:04,152
Hmm.

376
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,256
♪

377
00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:08,708
LESLIE:
So, I'll be using English,

378
00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,917
the most important language
in the world,

379
00:18:10,951 --> 00:18:12,436
and it'll get you
an English Badge.

380
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,620
Anyone who doesn't understand,

381
00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,335
put your hand up.

382
00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:17,337
[clicks tongue]

383
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:20,306
How would I get
my Anti-Hunting Badge?

384
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:23,619
That doesn't exist,
but do try for the Idiot Badge.

385
00:18:23,654 --> 00:18:24,793
Yes, Sotiris?

386
00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:27,313
Can we go to the zoo of Gerry?

387
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:28,762
Yes, but only because

388
00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,464
that's where we're going
to practice our display

389
00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:31,834
for the king.

390
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,457
[sighs]:
Yes, Stavros?

391
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:36,701
My parents say
the British are bad.

392
00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:38,220
Really?

393
00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:39,670
And who do they like better?

394
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,050
Nazis.

395
00:18:41,085 --> 00:18:43,846
I've got my eye on you.

396
00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:45,262
Right, we will now march

397
00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,746
to my house...
I will lead,

398
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,103
my brother Gerald will bring up
the rear.

399
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,887
Panos, drum.

400
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:54,478
[drumming rhythmically]

401
00:18:54,512 --> 00:19:00,380
♪

402
00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:03,901
[train engine chugging]

403
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:08,008
♪

404
00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:10,494
We are all going to home.

405
00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:11,460
Margo,

406
00:19:11,495 --> 00:19:13,255
why are you
in the other direction?

407
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:14,705
Where would you rather be,

408
00:19:14,739 --> 00:19:16,845
England or Greece?

409
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:19,503
My family are in Corfu.

410
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:20,642
War or no war,

411
00:19:20,676 --> 00:19:23,196
I want to be with them.

412
00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,370
What madness, huh?

413
00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:26,613
We all must run home like, uh,

414
00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:27,935
rabbits disappearing into holes.

415
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,454
NIKOS:
It was you
who invaded Albania.

416
00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:31,239
No, no, I have an alibi.

417
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:32,688
I was sitting in a café

418
00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:34,138
in Paris.

419
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,588
We should be like Switzerland.

420
00:19:35,622 --> 00:19:37,141
They say no to war.

421
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,039
So they can say yes
to making more money.

422
00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:41,352
So you think only Greece
is perfect,

423
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:44,493
with its prime minister
who burns books he doesn't like

424
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:48,187
and would embrace fascism if
his king wasn't so pro-Britain.

425
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,845
I can read a newspaper.

426
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:56,712
Why not persuade your family
to join you in England, huh?

427
00:19:58,058 --> 00:20:01,476
Because Corfu feels like home.

428
00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:05,204
♪

429
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,309
[dignitaries speaking Greek]

430
00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:09,656
Oh, herete.

431
00:20:09,691 --> 00:20:11,658
You must be part
of the royal entourage.

432
00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:13,142
Yes, Theodore Stephanides
sent us.

433
00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,696
Ah, right.

434
00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:17,043
Well, uh, let me take you
to your rooms.

435
00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:19,701
Or would you like to show
the royal party upstairs,

436
00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:20,909
Lugaretzia?

437
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:22,048
No.

438
00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:23,981
Lugaretzia is a republican.

439
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,190
Do not tell them!

440
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,503
Yes, she is full of surprises.

441
00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:29,780
[chuckles]

442
00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:31,920
But her real allegiance is
to hypochondria.

443
00:20:31,954 --> 00:20:33,680
Don't ask her how she's feeling.

444
00:20:33,715 --> 00:20:34,888
She'll tell you.

445
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:36,821
[dignitaries speaking in Greek]

446
00:20:36,856 --> 00:20:40,515
♪

447
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:48,971
[scouts talking in Greek,
groaning]

448
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:50,318
Entáxei.

449
00:20:50,352 --> 00:20:51,560
[scouts groaning]

450
00:20:51,595 --> 00:20:52,734
[exhales]:
At ease.

451
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,701
[scouts groaning]Good walking.

452
00:20:54,736 --> 00:20:56,220
Kosmas, are we recovered?

453
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,187
Good boy.

454
00:20:58,222 --> 00:20:59,603
A bleeding knee is a happy knee.

455
00:20:59,637 --> 00:21:01,329
Oh, and well done

456
00:21:01,363 --> 00:21:02,513
for ignoring the crazy
shouting man.

457
00:21:02,537 --> 00:21:04,297
We are not a military
organization,

458
00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:07,300
or silly...
we are here to make friends,

459
00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:08,957
serve our elders,
and learn skills.

460
00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:11,408
And today's skill is: knotting.

461
00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:13,099
Here are your practice ropes.

462
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:14,618
Now, knots are vital.

463
00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:17,310
Now, without them our lives
would literally fall apart.

464
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:18,449
[chuckles]

465
00:21:18,484 --> 00:21:19,875
Now, these are
your practice ropes, and...

466
00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:21,210
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

467
00:21:21,245 --> 00:21:22,350
Where are you going?

468
00:21:22,384 --> 00:21:23,558
To see the animals.

469
00:21:23,592 --> 00:21:25,318
Gerry, can you get them back,
please?

470
00:21:25,353 --> 00:21:28,010
Gerry![Louisa shaking sheet]

471
00:21:28,045 --> 00:21:29,184
Oh hello, Leslie!

472
00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:31,428
I'm so proud of you, poppet.

473
00:21:31,462 --> 00:21:32,946
Mother, can you not?

474
00:21:32,981 --> 00:21:34,707
I'm a figure of authority.

475
00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:36,743
Oh yes, of course, sorry.

476
00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:38,780
How's it going?

477
00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:40,437
Yes, very well.

478
00:21:40,471 --> 00:21:43,819
We're just taking a short break.

479
00:21:43,854 --> 00:21:46,857
BASIL:
♪ Let me call you sweetheart

480
00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:51,171
♪ Because we are through

481
00:21:51,206 --> 00:21:54,036
♪ Let me hear you whisper

482
00:21:54,071 --> 00:21:58,006
♪ That you love me too.

483
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,214
Yamas.

484
00:21:59,248 --> 00:22:02,769
♪ Let the love light glowing

485
00:22:02,804 --> 00:22:05,116
♪ In your eyes so true

486
00:22:05,151 --> 00:22:07,947
♪ Let me call you
sweetheart ♪

487
00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:10,294
♪ Because agapi mou. ♪

488
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,433
No.

489
00:22:11,468 --> 00:22:14,298
Agapi mo...

490
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,749
Agapi mou. [sighs]

491
00:22:16,783 --> 00:22:19,199
♪

492
00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:21,616
[bird squawking]

493
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,896
[goat bleats]

494
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:28,588
[whispering]:
I think Dimitra's foreign lover

495
00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:30,383
is Basil.

496
00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:32,281
[gasps]
No!

497
00:22:32,316 --> 00:22:33,559
On our trip to Kalami,

498
00:22:33,593 --> 00:22:35,802
she really seemed to like him.

499
00:22:35,837 --> 00:22:38,702
And now he's being
all lovey-dovey

500
00:22:38,736 --> 00:22:40,462
and singing with a Greek accent.

501
00:22:40,497 --> 00:22:42,499
[gasps]
Good enough for me.

502
00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:44,604
Mm-hmm. But he's so...

503
00:22:44,639 --> 00:22:47,089
Well, some women do go
for that shiny,

504
00:22:47,124 --> 00:22:48,815
Englishman-in-a-cravat type,
of course.

505
00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:50,541
Are you talking about me? No.

506
00:22:50,576 --> 00:22:54,890
Uh, only in the broadest,
wooliest sense.

507
00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:56,823
Your amazing cakes.

508
00:22:56,858 --> 00:22:58,963
That was it. SPIROS:
Thank you.

509
00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:01,621
In fact I'm a terrible cook,

510
00:23:01,656 --> 00:23:03,312
but I have a secret ingredient.

511
00:23:03,347 --> 00:23:05,176
Oh, what's that?

512
00:23:05,211 --> 00:23:06,833
Mrs. Durrells.

513
00:23:06,868 --> 00:23:08,870
[laughing]

514
00:23:11,838 --> 00:23:13,978
So...

515
00:23:14,013 --> 00:23:15,566
what are you going to do?

516
00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:17,430
Oh, I don't know.

517
00:23:17,465 --> 00:23:18,983
Not tell Leslie.

518
00:23:19,018 --> 00:23:21,676
He'd strangle Basil with
his own voluminous shorts.

519
00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:23,160
Still, it's exciting

520
00:23:23,194 --> 00:23:25,024
that this may finally get
you two together.

521
00:23:25,058 --> 00:23:27,336
No, the opposite will happen.

522
00:23:27,371 --> 00:23:30,443
Spiros said he'll kill
Dimitra's boyfriend

523
00:23:30,478 --> 00:23:32,341
and here we are, harboring him.

524
00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:33,964
WOMAN [knocking on door]:
Kalimera.

525
00:23:33,998 --> 00:23:35,966
WOMAN 2: Kalimera. LOUISA: Oh.

526
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,796
[through teeth]:
It's more courtiers.

527
00:23:38,831 --> 00:23:40,419
Florence, you have spare rooms.

528
00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,213
No, we haven't.

529
00:23:44,630 --> 00:23:48,081
[train whistle blows]

530
00:23:48,116 --> 00:23:52,638
♪

531
00:23:56,020 --> 00:23:59,161
This would make
a good crime novel.

532
00:23:59,196 --> 00:24:00,542
What?

533
00:24:00,577 --> 00:24:03,338
A person less each time.

534
00:24:03,372 --> 00:24:07,169
Killed one by one
in inventive ways,

535
00:24:07,204 --> 00:24:09,171
but by which member
of the group?

536
00:24:10,345 --> 00:24:12,174
Ovvio, no?

537
00:24:14,211 --> 00:24:16,144
Too obvious.

538
00:24:16,178 --> 00:24:17,421
He seems dangerous,

539
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,423
so he must be
an absolutely sweetie.

540
00:24:20,838 --> 00:24:23,565
Well, you seem sweet,

541
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,946
so you must be dangerous.

542
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:28,674
[imitating character]:
Damn, he's noticed.

543
00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:31,780
[chuckling,
train whistle blowing]

544
00:24:31,815 --> 00:24:34,300
Right, I hope
you've all brought your flags.

545
00:24:37,614 --> 00:24:38,925
And the rest of you?

546
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,376
Sorry, we forgot.

547
00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:43,181
Well, we can't practice properly
then, can we?

548
00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:44,828
We can go and
see the animals again.

549
00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:46,036
[scouts murmuring]No.

550
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,763
No, no, no!

551
00:24:48,797 --> 00:24:50,143
No, stop!

552
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,630
Gerald Durrell,

553
00:24:53,664 --> 00:24:55,079
your behavior falls below

554
00:24:55,114 --> 00:24:56,712
the standard required
to remain a member

555
00:24:56,736 --> 00:24:58,773
of the Corfu Patrol.[snorts]

556
00:24:58,807 --> 00:25:00,533
I'm going to court-martial you.

557
00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:02,431
And what does that involve?

558
00:25:02,466 --> 00:25:04,330
The confiscation of your woggle.

559
00:25:04,364 --> 00:25:07,367
What is a woggle?

560
00:25:07,402 --> 00:25:10,060
This is a woggle.

561
00:25:10,094 --> 00:25:11,648
BOY:
Ah,

562
00:25:11,682 --> 00:25:13,097
[speaking Greek]Woggle.

563
00:25:13,132 --> 00:25:14,685
I have animals to prepare

564
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,411
for the royal visit, so...

565
00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:21,727
♪

566
00:25:24,143 --> 00:25:26,525
[knock on door]

567
00:25:31,702 --> 00:25:34,429
Might I have a word?

568
00:25:34,463 --> 00:25:35,948
Oh, uh,

569
00:25:35,982 --> 00:25:38,260
please excuse any items
of an intimate nature.

570
00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:40,193
I've been cleaning your room
all year,

571
00:25:40,228 --> 00:25:42,713
I am horribly familiar
with your...

572
00:25:42,748 --> 00:25:44,577
intimabilia.

573
00:25:49,099 --> 00:25:53,275
[windows closing, latching]

574
00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:55,623
[inhales]
I'll speak plainly.

575
00:25:55,657 --> 00:25:58,591
I know you've started
seeing a woman,

576
00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:01,145
because you've been galloping
through your aftershave

577
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,285
like a...
overzealous gigolo.

578
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,736
You'd make an excellent
vice-squad detective.

579
00:26:05,771 --> 00:26:08,152
Thank you.

580
00:26:08,187 --> 00:26:09,291
Do you want to tell me

581
00:26:09,326 --> 00:26:11,777
who she is, assuming it's a she?

582
00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:14,607
Yes, it's a she.Sorry.

583
00:26:14,642 --> 00:26:17,092
I can't tell you who it is,

584
00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:20,889
because she is
a very private person.

585
00:26:20,924 --> 00:26:24,168
It's Spiros's wife, isn't it?

586
00:26:25,722 --> 00:26:27,171
Yes, it is.

587
00:26:27,206 --> 00:26:28,621
Oh Basil,

588
00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:31,693
of all the women on Corfu,
why Dimitra?

589
00:26:31,728 --> 00:26:34,075
Two reasons.

590
00:26:34,109 --> 00:26:35,704
She's beautiful,
and she's nice to me.

591
00:26:35,732 --> 00:26:37,423
That isn't a reason...

592
00:26:37,457 --> 00:26:38,838
Those aren't the two reasons,

593
00:26:38,873 --> 00:26:40,333
they're bracketed together
under Reason One.

594
00:26:40,357 --> 00:26:41,852
So you could say
there are three reasons.

595
00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:43,740
Reason two,

596
00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,234
under the original
numbering system:

597
00:26:45,258 --> 00:26:46,984
I didn't think
it would do your chances

598
00:26:47,019 --> 00:26:48,721
of getting together
with Spiros any harm.

599
00:26:48,745 --> 00:26:51,299
I don't believe reason two

600
00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:53,163
for one moment.

601
00:26:55,165 --> 00:26:58,099
Dimitra only contemplated
having relations with me

602
00:26:58,133 --> 00:27:00,998
because you are having them
with Spiros.

603
00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:02,344
I am not!

604
00:27:02,379 --> 00:27:04,036
How dare she say that?

605
00:27:05,658 --> 00:27:08,074
Well, you'll be pleased
to hear that...

606
00:27:08,109 --> 00:27:11,802
I will be leaving Corfu
imminently.

607
00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:14,563
[exhales]

608
00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:16,531
I'm sorry.

609
00:27:16,565 --> 00:27:17,705
But thank you.

610
00:27:17,739 --> 00:27:19,983
It's for the best.

611
00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:21,156
[sighs]

612
00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:27,576
[door closes]

613
00:27:27,611 --> 00:27:30,441
♪

614
00:27:30,476 --> 00:27:34,549
[insects chirping,
guests chattering distantly]

615
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:38,518
[guests chattering loudly
in Greek]

616
00:27:41,521 --> 00:27:45,664
[chattering continues]

617
00:27:55,018 --> 00:27:57,261
[chattering continues]

618
00:28:05,131 --> 00:28:08,134
[guests screaming,
running around]

619
00:28:11,448 --> 00:28:14,693
[train whistle blows]

620
00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:17,281
♪

621
00:28:25,634 --> 00:28:26,946
MARGO:
Have you noticed

622
00:28:26,981 --> 00:28:30,053
nobody's tried to sit
in this carriage?

623
00:28:30,087 --> 00:28:31,054
Yes.

624
00:28:31,088 --> 00:28:33,988
Isn't that surprising? No.

625
00:28:37,543 --> 00:28:41,409
You did not notice
my homemade sign?

626
00:28:43,687 --> 00:28:44,792
No.

627
00:28:44,826 --> 00:28:46,621
Otherwise I'd have removed it.

628
00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,071
I like meeting people.

629
00:28:48,105 --> 00:28:51,730
Soon it might not be easy
to cross Europe like this.

630
00:28:51,764 --> 00:28:55,872
Nobody in Europe is
as interesting as me.

631
00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:58,529
Think of the chances

632
00:28:58,564 --> 00:28:59,772
of that being true.

633
00:28:59,807 --> 00:29:01,394
[laughs]

634
00:29:01,429 --> 00:29:04,432
My last boyfriend Zoltan
was arrogant like you,

635
00:29:04,466 --> 00:29:06,883
till I tamed him.

636
00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:08,298
What happened?

637
00:29:08,332 --> 00:29:09,678
He went home to Turkey.

638
00:29:09,713 --> 00:29:11,025
Turks are...

639
00:29:11,059 --> 00:29:13,061
Don't be rude.

640
00:29:17,479 --> 00:29:20,172
As soon as I saw you,
I wanted the others to leave us.

641
00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:23,554
So why have you been
so unpleasant since Paris?

642
00:29:23,589 --> 00:29:26,316
I thought
I was being interesting.

643
00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:29,077
I wanted to get your attention.

644
00:29:29,112 --> 00:29:30,907
Really?

645
00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:33,357
Well, next time try this.

646
00:29:33,392 --> 00:29:36,464
[chuckles]

647
00:29:36,498 --> 00:29:39,501
You're moving gradually closer.

648
00:29:39,536 --> 00:29:41,849
Yes.

649
00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:45,991
It helps we've been breathing
the same air for two days.

650
00:29:46,025 --> 00:29:50,064
I almost can't imagine
not being with you.

651
00:29:50,098 --> 00:29:51,444
Good.

652
00:29:53,032 --> 00:29:55,586
Don't try.

653
00:29:55,621 --> 00:29:56,760
Go on, then.

654
00:29:56,795 --> 00:30:00,074
♪

655
00:30:05,458 --> 00:30:06,874
[lemur squeaking]

656
00:30:06,908 --> 00:30:08,092
I can't sleep
'cause I'm thinking

657
00:30:08,116 --> 00:30:09,842
of all the ways
I could kill Gerry.

658
00:30:09,877 --> 00:30:11,810
Why?

659
00:30:11,844 --> 00:30:13,501
Is there a scout badge
for killing?

660
00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:16,124
Well, if there isn't already,
I'll start one.

661
00:30:16,159 --> 00:30:17,263
Shh!

662
00:30:17,298 --> 00:30:18,920
LESLIE:
Idiot.

663
00:30:18,955 --> 00:30:20,646
It's really not.Shh.

664
00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:27,066
How many people are
in the house?

665
00:30:27,101 --> 00:30:29,517
17.

666
00:30:29,551 --> 00:30:31,105
I almost envy Margo,

667
00:30:31,139 --> 00:30:34,763
tucked up in her own bedroom
in England.

668
00:30:34,798 --> 00:30:36,869
Prue and Geoffrey
across the hallway,

669
00:30:36,904 --> 00:30:39,872
snoring away
in their heavy-duty pajamas.

670
00:30:39,907 --> 00:30:42,012
Mmm.[Louisa chuckles]

671
00:30:42,047 --> 00:30:44,290
[sighs]

672
00:30:44,325 --> 00:30:47,086
Larry hasn't written for ages.

673
00:30:47,121 --> 00:30:49,640
I hate not knowing
where all of you are.

674
00:30:49,675 --> 00:30:51,090
You're my planets.

675
00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:52,609
I want you in a fixed
constellation

676
00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:54,369
around me.

677
00:30:54,404 --> 00:30:55,543
I'm here.

678
00:30:55,577 --> 00:30:58,408
Here.

679
00:30:58,442 --> 00:31:02,032
[lemur squeaking]

680
00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:03,654
Thank you.

681
00:31:03,689 --> 00:31:05,967
[sighs]

682
00:31:06,002 --> 00:31:07,900
So...

683
00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:11,076
tomorrow the king will sail past
on his ship, and we...

684
00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:12,871
do things. We'd make the effort

685
00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:15,632
if our own monarch sailed
past our house.

686
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:16,875
What are your scouts doing?

687
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:20,119
Oh, you'll see tomorrow.

688
00:31:20,154 --> 00:31:21,569
Precision choreography.

689
00:31:21,603 --> 00:31:22,742
No thanks to Gerry.

690
00:31:22,777 --> 00:31:24,641
Well, I've got a zoo to run.

691
00:31:24,675 --> 00:31:27,333
Can't spend time playing
at toy soldiers.

692
00:31:27,368 --> 00:31:29,680
Well, say that politely
and don't go,

693
00:31:29,715 --> 00:31:33,339
rather than sabotaging Leslie's
dream of being taken seriously.

694
00:31:33,374 --> 00:31:34,444
Yeah.

695
00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:37,205
And what are animals
if not toy people?

696
00:31:39,035 --> 00:31:41,796
Basil says he's leaving soon.

697
00:31:41,830 --> 00:31:46,697
Oh yes, he mentioned that.

698
00:31:46,732 --> 00:31:48,216
GERRY:
He loves it here.

699
00:31:48,251 --> 00:31:49,493
Why would he leave?

700
00:31:49,528 --> 00:31:51,944
He probably just wants
to go home.

701
00:31:51,979 --> 00:31:53,739
Exactly.

702
00:31:57,053 --> 00:31:58,709
[exhales]

703
00:31:58,744 --> 00:32:00,470
♪

704
00:32:00,504 --> 00:32:03,197
[squeaking]

705
00:32:03,231 --> 00:32:05,682
LOUISA:
I fear I am trying
your patience

706
00:32:05,716 --> 00:32:07,546
with these outpourings.

707
00:32:07,580 --> 00:32:09,306
But what are offspring for,

708
00:32:09,341 --> 00:32:11,860
if not to sit and listen?

709
00:32:11,895 --> 00:32:14,001
Love, Mother.

710
00:32:14,035 --> 00:32:17,280
P.S. Also,

711
00:32:17,314 --> 00:32:20,904
your father would be
so proud of you

712
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:23,458
if he hadn't so stupidly died.

713
00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,772
LARRY:
Mama,

714
00:32:26,806 --> 00:32:29,878
Fear not,
your 12 pages rushed past,

715
00:32:29,913 --> 00:32:32,674
though page eight
sagged somewhat

716
00:32:32,709 --> 00:32:35,263
under the weight
of its extended bread metaphor.

717
00:32:35,298 --> 00:32:36,851
I'm blooming,

718
00:32:36,885 --> 00:32:39,267
despite Hitler doing his best
to ruin the mood.

719
00:32:39,302 --> 00:32:41,545
If I wanted a shouty
little shithead

720
00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:43,306
in my life, I'd've ordered one.

721
00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:45,791
Pardon my Chaucerian vernacular.

722
00:32:47,034 --> 00:32:49,657
In case a bomb falls on me
in Paris

723
00:32:49,691 --> 00:32:52,039
in some sudden,
preemptive strike,

724
00:32:52,073 --> 00:32:56,560
know that I miss you
and I love you.

725
00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:58,873
[pens scratching]

726
00:32:58,907 --> 00:33:02,118
♪

727
00:33:07,916 --> 00:33:09,297
[sighs]

728
00:33:09,332 --> 00:33:11,403
♪

729
00:33:13,577 --> 00:33:15,303
[knock on door]

730
00:33:22,241 --> 00:33:23,725
I'm sorry to call so early.

731
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,900
The king's sailing past
in a couple of hours,

732
00:33:25,934 --> 00:33:27,971
and I have bunting to iron.

733
00:33:32,769 --> 00:33:35,944
I've only come because there
seems to be some confusion.

734
00:33:35,979 --> 00:33:39,983
I have never so much
as kissed your husband.

735
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,158
So why is he living with you?

736
00:33:42,192 --> 00:33:43,607
Because he's helping out

737
00:33:43,642 --> 00:33:45,023
around the house and the garden.

738
00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,473
He's building homes
for our 93 animals.

739
00:33:47,508 --> 00:33:49,234
[scoffs]

740
00:33:49,268 --> 00:33:52,547
You made it clear you didn't
want Spiros in your life.

741
00:33:52,582 --> 00:33:55,585
Why else would you take
your children away to Athens?

742
00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:58,450
Because for years
he has been under your spell,

743
00:33:58,484 --> 00:34:00,072
and I had enough.

744
00:34:03,869 --> 00:34:05,422
So ask him back.

745
00:34:05,457 --> 00:34:06,837
I'm sure he'll come.

746
00:34:09,081 --> 00:34:11,083
But you don't want him
back now, do you?

747
00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:13,051
Because you have Basil.

748
00:34:14,707 --> 00:34:18,021
Basil is kind and generous.

749
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,126
Spiros gives me nothing.

750
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,266
Because he has no money!

751
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:23,313
And you'd only make fun of him.
I, I've seen you.

752
00:34:23,337 --> 00:34:26,340
You see the boyfriend Spiros,
I see the husband,

753
00:34:26,374 --> 00:34:29,136
with the shouting,
and he thinks he owns me.

754
00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:32,311
Yes, well, they can be
a bit like that, can't they?

755
00:34:32,346 --> 00:34:33,450
Men.

756
00:34:33,485 --> 00:34:36,350
[chuckles softly]

757
00:34:36,384 --> 00:34:38,248
Yes.

758
00:34:38,283 --> 00:34:42,459
I used to worship
my late husband,

759
00:34:42,494 --> 00:34:46,118
but even he could be
a bit of a...

760
00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:47,637
well, a zookeeper with me.

761
00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:48,810
He was loving

762
00:34:48,845 --> 00:34:52,469
and protective, but...

763
00:34:52,504 --> 00:34:54,126
Anyway.

764
00:34:54,161 --> 00:34:56,197
Basil isn't like that.

765
00:34:56,232 --> 00:34:58,096
He listens.

766
00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,131
It wasn't even

767
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:02,169
his idea to come to me. But he said it was.

768
00:35:02,203 --> 00:35:05,551
No, it was your son, Leslie's.

769
00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:08,209
What?

770
00:35:08,244 --> 00:35:09,980
To make it easier
for you to be with Spiros,

771
00:35:10,004 --> 00:35:13,249
with me the "evil adulteress."

772
00:35:13,283 --> 00:35:15,251
[exhales quietly]

773
00:35:15,285 --> 00:35:16,804
[inhales]
Well, Basil is leaving,

774
00:35:16,838 --> 00:35:19,910
so you and Spiros need to decide

775
00:35:19,945 --> 00:35:23,638
whether or not
you have a future together.

776
00:35:23,673 --> 00:35:26,331
And if he says no,
you are there waiting for him.

777
00:35:26,365 --> 00:35:29,368
Spiros is an honorable man.

778
00:35:29,403 --> 00:35:31,346
If he was going to walk away
from your marriage,

779
00:35:31,370 --> 00:35:35,512
he would've done so
a long time ago.

780
00:35:35,547 --> 00:35:39,930
♪

781
00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:52,495
LESLIE:
Excellent work.

782
00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:56,499
And keep the flags straight.

783
00:35:58,086 --> 00:35:59,640
Well done, Panos.

784
00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:01,711
And flutter.

785
00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:03,057
[fluttering continues]

786
00:36:03,091 --> 00:36:04,196
Down.

787
00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:06,923
And moving in.

788
00:36:09,477 --> 00:36:11,548
And the flags going out!

789
00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:14,586
And into the wave formation.

790
00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:19,487
[speaking Greek]

791
00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:23,698
You're only letting
yourself down, Stavros.

792
00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:24,975
Yeah, I think we can improve

793
00:36:25,010 --> 00:36:26,436
on that final shape,
but well done.

794
00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:31,016
Final run-through shortly,
in front of the officials.

795
00:36:31,050 --> 00:36:32,190
Psst.

796
00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,605
[speaking Greek]

797
00:36:40,336 --> 00:36:44,409
[brakes squeal, gear shifts,
parking brake engages]

798
00:36:44,443 --> 00:36:45,972
[instrumental music playing
on speaker]

799
00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:47,895
[both chuckling]

800
00:36:47,929 --> 00:36:49,310
[lock turning]

801
00:36:49,345 --> 00:36:50,760
[door opens]Oh.

802
00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:53,728
Spiros.[music stops]

803
00:36:53,763 --> 00:36:55,143
I was just saying

804
00:36:55,178 --> 00:36:57,732
a final goodbye
to your special lady.

805
00:36:57,767 --> 00:37:00,079
Are you leaving? Yes.

806
00:37:00,114 --> 00:37:02,196
[keys setting down]And everyone I've known
on Corfu

807
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,049
is getting a quick visit.

808
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:06,189
If they want one or not.

809
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:07,639
[chuckles awkwardly]:
How cruel.

810
00:37:07,673 --> 00:37:09,606
Anyway, I'll...

811
00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:13,714
leave you
to your... marriage.

812
00:37:13,748 --> 00:37:15,094
It's okay.

813
00:37:15,129 --> 00:37:16,924
I've just come
for my smart suit,

814
00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:18,339
for when I meet the king.

815
00:37:18,374 --> 00:37:21,066
Jolly good.

816
00:37:22,447 --> 00:37:24,103
Basil?

817
00:37:26,968 --> 00:37:31,283
Thank you for taking the trouble
to call on my wife.

818
00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:32,595
What a nice thought.

819
00:37:32,629 --> 00:37:37,082
♪

820
00:37:41,707 --> 00:37:44,020
To put around this,
for the king to see.

821
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,332
Believe me, you don't want

822
00:37:45,366 --> 00:37:47,403
to wrap a flag
around a barn owl.

823
00:37:47,437 --> 00:37:48,863
He'll have his beak
through your hand.

824
00:37:48,887 --> 00:37:50,682
Oh.[owl screeches]

825
00:37:50,716 --> 00:37:53,201
And what's this for? The snakes.

826
00:37:53,236 --> 00:37:56,515
No, you can't paint
the snakes blue, no.

827
00:37:56,550 --> 00:38:00,312
♪

828
00:38:02,659 --> 00:38:04,420
LESLIE:
Yassas.

829
00:38:04,454 --> 00:38:08,147
This is the First Corfu Town
Scout Troop's welcome

830
00:38:08,182 --> 00:38:10,357
to King George.[muttering in Greek]

831
00:38:10,391 --> 00:38:12,255
Come on, boys, in we get.

832
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:15,223
So the king's ship will be
coming from that direction,

833
00:38:15,258 --> 00:38:18,192
and when it gets there,
this happens.

834
00:38:18,226 --> 00:38:24,336
[Greek national anthem playing
on speaker]

835
00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:25,510
Leslie, darling,

836
00:38:25,544 --> 00:38:27,408
I need to talk to you
about Basil.

837
00:38:29,583 --> 00:38:31,964
[anthem continues playing]

838
00:38:34,795 --> 00:38:38,316
[people singing words of anthem]

839
00:38:48,671 --> 00:38:53,261
[anthem continues playing]

840
00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,788
[counting in Greek]

841
00:39:04,790 --> 00:39:06,171
[audience gasping]

842
00:39:06,205 --> 00:39:07,310
WOMAN:
Swastika.

843
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,656
What are you doing? Boys?

844
00:39:08,691 --> 00:39:09,795
[crowd clamoring]

845
00:39:09,830 --> 00:39:11,487
BASIL:
Ooh, a swastika.

846
00:39:11,521 --> 00:39:12,798
That's a little off-color.

847
00:39:12,833 --> 00:39:15,870
[crowd clamoring]

848
00:39:15,905 --> 00:39:17,458
LESLIE:
Stop that swastika right now!

849
00:39:17,493 --> 00:39:19,840
Anybody contributing
to the Nazi symbol

850
00:39:19,874 --> 00:39:22,128
will have to return their
Scout badges... and yes, Stavros,

851
00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:23,637
that means you.

852
00:39:23,671 --> 00:39:25,052
[car horn honking]Get them down!

853
00:39:25,086 --> 00:39:27,606
[boys grumbling]Stop! Stop!

854
00:39:27,641 --> 00:39:30,091
No! Stop that!

855
00:39:30,126 --> 00:39:31,541
Stop that right now!

856
00:39:31,576 --> 00:39:32,784
Please!

857
00:39:32,818 --> 00:39:34,268
I don't think Leslie's scouts

858
00:39:34,302 --> 00:39:35,890
should perform for the king.

859
00:39:35,925 --> 00:39:37,271
They might give the wrong idea.

860
00:39:37,305 --> 00:39:39,100
In fact, the king
isn't sailing this way.

861
00:39:39,135 --> 00:39:40,423
There's been a change of plan.

862
00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,586
LESLIE:
Stop!

863
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:43,829
I'm really disappointed in you.

864
00:39:43,864 --> 00:39:47,074
It's like actual Germany,
isn't it?

865
00:39:47,108 --> 00:39:49,317
One bad... fly ruins

866
00:39:49,352 --> 00:39:51,285
an otherwise excellent
and decent soup.

867
00:39:51,319 --> 00:39:56,048
OFFICIAL [speaking Greek]:

868
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:58,603
[crowd clamoring;
car engine starts]

869
00:39:58,637 --> 00:40:00,570
[car door closes]

870
00:40:00,605 --> 00:40:02,607
[gear shifts]

871
00:40:02,641 --> 00:40:05,023
[engine puttering, honks horn]

872
00:40:05,057 --> 00:40:07,784
♪

873
00:40:07,819 --> 00:40:08,751
Oh, well.

874
00:40:08,785 --> 00:40:11,063
Anyone need any Greek flags?

875
00:40:11,098 --> 00:40:14,308
♪

876
00:40:14,342 --> 00:40:17,863
[footsteps approaching]

877
00:40:19,106 --> 00:40:20,625
[Louisa inhales]

878
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:25,733
[quietly]:
Oh.

879
00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:29,737
You did say not the bad bits

880
00:40:29,772 --> 00:40:32,568
from the Hitler Youth, remember?

881
00:40:34,915 --> 00:40:38,021
I went to see Dimitra
early this morning.

882
00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:42,957
And she told me
it was your master plan

883
00:40:42,992 --> 00:40:44,718
to get Basil together with her.

884
00:40:46,133 --> 00:40:47,962
Oh, thank God you know.

885
00:40:47,997 --> 00:40:50,206
It's been killing me.

886
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,414
I'm sorry,

887
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,451
I thought it would help you
end up with Spiros.

888
00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:54,773
Then I realized
it was a mistake,

889
00:40:54,797 --> 00:40:57,524
but Basil wouldn't give
Dimitra up.

890
00:40:59,215 --> 00:41:01,424
There's been enough deception.

891
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:05,393
Let's admit the whole truth
to Spiros.

892
00:41:05,428 --> 00:41:06,636
But he said he'd kill

893
00:41:06,671 --> 00:41:09,052
whoever was having
an affair with his wife.

894
00:41:09,087 --> 00:41:11,883
Hmm. It's Basil,

895
00:41:11,917 --> 00:41:13,332
I think it's worth risking.

896
00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:14,610
[chuckles softly]

897
00:41:14,644 --> 00:41:15,852
And he's leaving tonight.

898
00:41:15,887 --> 00:41:18,545
MARGO:
Where is everybody?

899
00:41:18,579 --> 00:41:22,065
Three trays of cake,
I feel like Goldilocks.

900
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:23,653
LOUISA:
It can't be.

901
00:41:23,688 --> 00:41:26,863
Oh, Margo!
[exhales]

902
00:41:26,898 --> 00:41:29,866
Mmm. You didn't tell us
you were coming back.

903
00:41:29,901 --> 00:41:31,627
I missed you so much.

904
00:41:31,661 --> 00:41:33,145
I missed you too.

905
00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:35,562
Margo's back, everyone! God, you're loud.

906
00:41:35,596 --> 00:41:36,804
Ah, I'm sorry.

907
00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:39,531
I've been screaming
at boy scouts.

908
00:41:39,566 --> 00:41:41,188
GERRY:
I know that voice.

909
00:41:41,222 --> 00:41:42,845
How was your trip?

910
00:41:42,879 --> 00:41:44,053
Um...

911
00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:46,055
Very... fruitful.

912
00:41:46,089 --> 00:41:47,435
Nikos.

913
00:41:49,437 --> 00:41:53,131
LOUISA:
Oh. Hello.

914
00:41:53,165 --> 00:41:54,304
NIKOS:
Hello.

915
00:41:54,339 --> 00:41:56,099
Boyfriend? NIKOS:
Yes.

916
00:41:56,134 --> 00:41:58,826
And he's going to live with us.

917
00:41:58,861 --> 00:42:00,932
Oh.
Well, we're rather crowded.

918
00:42:00,966 --> 00:42:02,565
I'm afraid you may
have to share a bed.

919
00:42:02,589 --> 00:42:04,798
I don't mind. That is not a problem.

920
00:42:04,832 --> 00:42:07,248
No, not the two of you together.

921
00:42:09,388 --> 00:42:11,287
This is a genteel house now.

922
00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:13,703
Well, Spiros's staying here.

923
00:42:13,738 --> 00:42:15,567
That's very different, isn't it?

924
00:42:15,602 --> 00:42:17,407
Because Spiros is doing jobs
around the house.

925
00:42:17,431 --> 00:42:19,778
Now, we are just getting ready

926
00:42:19,813 --> 00:42:22,194
to take this food into town

927
00:42:22,229 --> 00:42:24,507
to join in whatever is left
of the celebrations.

928
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,613
[Louisa chuckles]Oh,
what are we celebrating?

929
00:42:26,647 --> 00:42:29,167
The pointless king is visiting.

930
00:42:29,201 --> 00:42:30,478
Ah, that's nice.

931
00:42:30,513 --> 00:42:32,170
Can I have some

932
00:42:32,204 --> 00:42:34,241
of this dog-face pie?

933
00:42:34,275 --> 00:42:36,001
That's the king.

934
00:42:36,036 --> 00:42:41,420
[fireworks whistling, exploding,
crowd cheering]

935
00:42:41,455 --> 00:42:46,046
[speaking Greek]

936
00:42:47,703 --> 00:42:49,532
MARGO:
Where is everybody?

937
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:52,293
There's still some confusion as
to where the king should be now,

938
00:42:52,328 --> 00:42:54,192
but I've given up worrying.

939
00:42:54,226 --> 00:42:55,642
We enjoy confusion.

940
00:42:57,678 --> 00:42:59,887
[Theo imitates firework,
firework whistles]

941
00:42:59,922 --> 00:43:01,786
[explosion, crowd cheering]

942
00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:04,029
Where's Basil?

943
00:43:04,064 --> 00:43:07,895
He's finally gone back
to England.

944
00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:10,380
[sets drink down]

945
00:43:10,415 --> 00:43:15,040
[bell tolling, fireworks
whistling, crowd cheering]

946
00:43:17,871 --> 00:43:20,528
[projector clicking,
men speaking in Greek]

947
00:43:20,563 --> 00:43:25,879
[Greek national anthem playing]

948
00:43:27,812 --> 00:43:29,848
MARGO:
George Formby.

949
00:43:29,883 --> 00:43:31,850
Ah, George Formby.

950
00:43:31,885 --> 00:43:33,541
Wow.

951
00:43:33,576 --> 00:43:35,785
Hey, you damn thing,
you know I'm ticklish.

952
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,097
[audience laughing]

953
00:43:37,131 --> 00:43:38,788
WOMAN: Eh? MAN: Shut up.

954
00:43:38,823 --> 00:43:41,895
Eh? Shut up. Ooh!

955
00:43:41,929 --> 00:43:43,448
[laughter]

956
00:43:43,482 --> 00:43:46,244
WOMAN:
Eh? Eh?

957
00:43:46,278 --> 00:43:48,384
[man speaking lines in movie,
garbled]

958
00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:50,455
[project stops, audience groans]

959
00:43:50,489 --> 00:43:53,216
MARGO:
What a shame.[audience grumbling]

960
00:43:53,251 --> 00:43:55,218
The royal visit is
a big success.

961
00:43:55,253 --> 00:43:58,325
I've driven many people
many miles to see the king.

962
00:43:58,359 --> 00:44:02,709
What does he look
like? We couldn't find him.

963
00:44:02,743 --> 00:44:05,953
Spiros.

964
00:44:07,852 --> 00:44:10,130
This isn't easy,

965
00:44:10,164 --> 00:44:14,203
but you'll find out soon enough.

966
00:44:14,237 --> 00:44:16,723
What?

967
00:44:16,757 --> 00:44:20,485
[inhales]:
You know your wife was
having an affair.

968
00:44:23,695 --> 00:44:26,871
Well, it was with Basil.

969
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:31,710
And-and I put Basil up to it.

970
00:44:31,738 --> 00:44:35,120
I thought it would bring

971
00:44:35,155 --> 00:44:36,743
you and Mother together.

972
00:44:36,777 --> 00:44:39,228
But Basil's left Corfu now,
so...

973
00:44:39,262 --> 00:44:40,643
BASIL:
Hello, everyone.

974
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,334
Ah, packing, eh?

975
00:44:42,369 --> 00:44:44,209
Maybe I should burn it all
and just take a toothbrush

976
00:44:44,233 --> 00:44:46,684
and a hefty Trollope
for the journey home.

977
00:44:46,718 --> 00:44:49,479
Basil, man,

978
00:44:49,514 --> 00:44:50,895
will you ever leave!?

979
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:55,900
You and my wife?

980
00:44:55,934 --> 00:44:57,384
Irema, Spiros.

981
00:44:57,418 --> 00:44:58,626
LOUISA:
Spiros.Spiros.

982
00:44:58,661 --> 00:44:59,938
Let's-let's talk about this.

983
00:44:59,973 --> 00:45:01,112
Spiros don't...

984
00:45:01,146 --> 00:45:02,182
SPIROS:
You were in my house today?

985
00:45:02,216 --> 00:45:03,331
BASIL:
Just to say goodbye.

986
00:45:03,355 --> 00:45:04,736
It would be rude not to.

987
00:45:04,771 --> 00:45:06,531
Defend yourself. Sorry?

988
00:45:06,565 --> 00:45:08,291
[sound from movie playing
faintly]

989
00:45:08,326 --> 00:45:09,845
♪

990
00:45:09,879 --> 00:45:13,572
[Basil groans,
audience shrieking]

991
00:45:13,607 --> 00:45:15,782
♪

992
00:45:15,816 --> 00:45:18,750
Spiros, we're all to blame.

993
00:45:18,785 --> 00:45:24,066
[dialog from movie
playing faintly]

994
00:45:27,241 --> 00:45:30,555
You interfered in my life
and my marriage.

995
00:45:30,589 --> 00:45:34,041
I was the last to know.

996
00:45:34,076 --> 00:45:36,803
I can never forgive you.

997
00:45:39,426 --> 00:45:41,359
♪

998
00:45:41,393 --> 00:45:43,223
[quietly]:
Spiros.

999
00:45:43,257 --> 00:45:46,744
BASIL:
I think we can agree
that I deserved that.

1000
00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:48,366
[dialog from movie
playing faintly]

1001
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,885
Definitely be off then.

1002
00:45:49,919 --> 00:45:51,818
♪

1003
00:45:51,852 --> 00:45:53,751
[line from movie dialog garbled]

1004
00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:57,375
♪